I’m the type of female that would really lay in bed all day, eating, cuddled up, watching movies, kissing, with the occasional fuck and nap.
I just need someone as equally amazing as me to do it with.
i want to blow up my school but i dont want to get in trouble u feel me
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
I want a book
already in a book
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares